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My Wife Has This One Wonderful Trait - She Worships Me!
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My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
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My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
Please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty, but underneath she has a heart of formica.
-- Monty Pytho...
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility.
And besides, I think she hated me. -- Oscar Leva...
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
But oh! as to embrace me she inclin'd, I wak'd, she fled, and day brought back my night.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- On his Deceased Wife...
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating. -- Sir Noel Coward
My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....