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My Wife Is Going To Have Me Cremated And Placed In A Baby Case.
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My wife is going to have me cremated and placed in a baby case.
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My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
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-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty training.
Which I think is important, because when we wanna potty-train the baby we should set an example....
I do not want to die... until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.
-- Kathe Kollwitz...
My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
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[cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
Theme music from Peter Gunn:) My name is David. What people call me is something else entirely.
I'm a P.I. It says so on my door. I would have been here to take your call, but then....
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)