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• She is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
• Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
  It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
• Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
  It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
• Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
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• It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
  It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....