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• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
• Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
• Nature here was so lavish of her store, That she bestow'd until she had no more. -- Brow
• Virtue could see to do what virtue would By her own radiant light, though sun and moon Were in the flat sea sunk.
  And Wisdom's self Oft seeks to sweet retired solitude, Where with her best nurse Contemplation She plumes her feathers and lets grow her wings, That in the various bustle of resort Were all-to ruffled, and sometimes impair'd....
• Did you hear about the nurse they thought had drowned until they found her under the doc.
• Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
  She said she had so many young 'uns she'd run out of names--to call her husband. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Aim for her flat-top!
• He Didn't Like Her Apartment, So He Knocked Her Flat. -- Homer Hayne