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• Legalize necrophilia!!
• That's it, one more failed relationship and I'm dropping acid!
• Crossposting isn't inherently evil, in the same sense that necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody.
  One wonders only whether it's appropriate to the occasion. -- Rick Gordo...
• If you don't think women are explosive - try dropping one!
• Necrophilia means never having to say...well, anything.
• Mental Ground Zero: The location where one visualizes oneself during the dropping of the atomic bomb
  frequently, a shopping mall. -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside.
  Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..." -- Aleksandr I....
• Never ask a mortician to go out and bring you back a cold one. -- the Stilt Ma
• There's a masochist who loves a cold shower every morning--so he has a warm one. -- David Fro