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That's It, One More Failed Relationship And I'm Dropping Acid!
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"That's it, one more failed relationship and I'm dropping acid!"
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On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M'
NECROPHILIA: Dropping in for a cold one.
Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path....
I'm looking for a meaningful, one-night relationship.
If you don't think women are explosive - try dropping one!
I put the relationship of a fine teacher to a student just below that of a mother to a son, and I don't think I should say more than this.
-- Thomas Wolfe (1900-1938) Unseen Harvests--A Treasury of Teaching (1947)...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
Deoxyribonucleic acid is an anagram for I'd barely code Unix 'cc' I/O