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Never Ask A Mortician To Go Out And Bring You Back A Cold One. -- The Stilt Ma
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Never ask a mortician to go out and bring you back a cold one.
-- the Stilt Man
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Ask not what your residence hall can do for you, because it's broke. -- the Stilt Ma
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER...
A commuter is one who never knows how a show comes out because he has to leave early to catch a train to get him back to the country in time to catch a train to bring him back to the city.
I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.
If you enjoy working with people be a morticia
Never ask if the waiter has chicken breasts. You might find out!
There is one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him.
If he says yes, you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...
There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.
If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...