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  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
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  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
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  Two in the morning she told me to go to a sex clinic....
• I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked me to cry.
  This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better to weep....
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
  She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)...