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• MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! LARGE MAN: Here's one!
  CART DRIVER: Ninepence. BODY: I'm not dead! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LUCIFERnet: Bring out your dead!
• CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes?
  He won't be long. MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today....
• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! There are legs stick out of windows and doors.
  Two MEN are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it....
• Bring out your dead. -- Ian, DALEK INVASION OF EARTH
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...