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• I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
  Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash...
• One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it .
  .. Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. -- Ogden Nash...
• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...
• I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
  Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all....
• Nietsche is Pietsche. -- Ogden Nash
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash