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• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...
• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. -- Ogden Nash
• What is brown, has a hump, and lives at the North Pole? A lost camel.
• I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
  -- Ogden Nash...