And Now, In Keeping With Channel 40's Policy Of Always Bringing You The Latest In Blood And Guts, In Living Color, You're About To See Another First---an Attempted Suicide.

And Now, In Keeping With Channel 40's Policy Of Always Bringing You The Latest In Blood And Guts, In Living Color, You're About To See Another First---an Attempted Suicide.

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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest
in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first---an
attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who shot herself during a broadcast

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