Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you?
Where are you going?
Kent: Oh, do your research, Shutton! Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six
News. How does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder
of your boss and mentor?
Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out
she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh. I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: [watching] Hey! That's _my_ Madonna gag. That guy stole my
gag!
Mel: And _you_ stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My
Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?
-- Attributing the source,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
