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• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt and go to bed early and never answer the telephone, no harm can befall you.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• You want a job where you will never run out of work--be a debt collector.
  -- Joseph Epstein's grandfathe...
• Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. -- Josh Billing
• Never let an amateur whip you.
• The sooner you get in debt, the earlier you become aware of the need to pay off that debt.
• If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
• Never let your willpower get the best of you.
• They never let you live it down. -- Nero