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You Want A Job Where You Will Never Run Out Of Work--be A Debt Collector.
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You want a job where you will never run out of work--be a debt collector.
-- Joseph Epstein's grandfather
Related:
Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble.
Conservatives are better. They never run out on you. -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo...
Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. -- Josh Billing
Never let a debt go unpaid... by you or to you.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch...
Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'? Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job....
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...
We may run into debt, but we usually walk out of it...slowly.