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Never Let An Inanimate Object Defeat You...
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Never let an inanimate object defeat you...
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Never fight an inanimate object. -- P. J. O'Rourke
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. -- Russell Bake
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry.
Never let an amateur whip you.
The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
-- Walter Mule...
I was standing in the kitchen one day, fixing a sandwich or something, when suddenly I heard a very distinct "sneeze" emanate from the fridge.
Naturally curious, I opened the door and scrutinized the various food items....
Never let a debt go unpaid... by you or to you.
I'll never let you live this down, Bob!
Never let your willpower get the best of you.