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And Now, Little Bobby Pootwaddle Will Read Last Month's Contest Winner.
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"And now, Little Bobby Pootwaddle will read last month's contest
winner."
"Last month's question --
`In 1000 words or less, describe how
Amy Sue Sturdfetzer looked much older than 12.'"
-- The Cowboy Wally Show
Related:
How Not To Handle Stress" by Sue E. Syde -- Booktip of the month
I wonder how much this car will do? -- Famous Last Word
Why is there so much month left at the end of the month?
It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
12 Death Knights? I close the door. -- Famous Last Word
Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters, but very few have even seen one, much less own one.
Until now, that is. Eric Gylgen, the open source hacker famous for EviL (the dancing ASCII paperclip add-on to vi), is working on a program that will emulate Beowulf clusters on a standard desktop PC....
So little done, so much to do. -- Alexander Graham Bell (last words)
But it's only a LITTLE red dragon -- Famous Last Word
Actually, I just got those from a book I read last week... "Sue Me".