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• Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?
  "Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure." -- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
• Never turn your back on a monster.
• Never send a man to do a horse's job. -- "Mr. Ed
• Blackmail Error: Send $200 to Bill Gates or your computer will get so messed up it will never work again.
• Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair. -- Burke
• Never fight a monster: you might get killed.
• The sign of a confident scientist: Often wrong, never in doubt.
• Dungeon expects every monster to do his duty.