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• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
  People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
• Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
• A chair has no problems ... It's there; nobody bothers it.
  It doesn't have to pay rent or get involved politically....
• You've got to stand up and live before you can sit down and write.
• Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?