A chair has no problems ... It's there; nobody bothers it.
It doesn't have to pay rent or get involved politically.
A chair can never stub its toe or misplace its earmuffs.
It doesn't have to smile or get a haircut, and you never
have to worry that if you take it to a party it will
suddenly start coughing or make a scene. People just
sit in a chair, and when those people die other people
sit in it.
