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• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
• FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
• A chair has no problems ... It's there; nobody bothers it.
  It doesn't have to pay rent or get involved politically....
• English is a language in which grown people see nothing peculiar about telling a child, "Sit down and sit up.
  -- Russell Bake...
• You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
• Marge: How was your day at work, dear? Homer: Oh, the usual.
  Stand in front of this, open that, pull down this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way, cough....
• Jon Splatz's Movie Review: "Lord of the Pings" I've never walked out on a movie before.
  When I pay $9.50 to see a movie (plus $16.50 for snacks), I'm going to sit through every single minute no matter how awful....