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• A priest with two suits is a thief. -- Lenny Bruce
• Comedy = Tragedy + Distance -- Lenny Bruce
• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce
• Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce
• I never thought of killing myself, never, but if I did I'd want to be unique.
  Headline: "Sick comic succumbs, swallows 650 dexamine spansules....
• The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie. -- Lenny Bruce
• You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. Lenny Bruce