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Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town
that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
-- Andy Rooney
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