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New restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the new resturant on the moon? Nice setting, but not a lot of atmosphere.
Redneck Restaurant Conundrum: "What wine goes with Moon Pies?
great-wall vi.,n. [from SF fandom] A mass expedition to an oriental restaurant, esp.
one where food is served family-style and shared....
great-wall: [from SF fandom] vi.,n. A mass expedition to an oriental restaurant, esp.
one where food is served family-style and shared....
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
-- Andy Rooney...
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
.. Please aim properly. -- Sign seen at a restaurant toile...
The restaurant I ate in last night was terrible. The food was awful and the portions -- the portions were so small.
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks.
the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and culture....
Five milliseconds after beginning to chew a mouthful of food, the waiter will arrive and ask if it tastes OK.
He will be unable to interpret hasty nods of the head, thumbs-up gestures, or words from your spouse, and will wait, staring at you like a stunned ox, until you have chewed, swallowed, and allayed his fears yourself...