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• Home is where you wear your hat. -- Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
• You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
• A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.
  Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
• An expert doesn't know more than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.
  -- Van Oech's Law...
• Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are.
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• Worker's Dilemma: 1. No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
  2. What you don't do is always more important than what you do do....
• Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
  Lazarus Long - character by Robert A Heinlei...