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You May Be Redneck... If You Wear A Belt Buckle Weighing More Than 3 Lbs.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
You may be redneck... if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
You may be redneck... if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.
You may be redneck... if you own more than two tractors.
