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• A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all evening without telling you that he has been there.
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....
• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
• The only thing worse than an expert is someone who thinks he's an expert.
• Never wear a hat that has more character than you do.
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• You always know where your cucumber has been. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me