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NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - TXjet - Specially Developed Fighter/bomber For Use By Texan Pilots.
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NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY
- TXjet - Specially developed fighter/bomber for use by Texan pilots. It has
an enlarged cockpit to cope with their hats.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
Related:
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FMFM - the FM installed Friendly Missile - so called because it has a built-in FM stereo receiver which plays the "Star Spangled Banner" as it explodes into its target.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - The SKM - Shit-Kicker Missile.
When this baby hits them Iraqis, the shit really hits the fan!...
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FBT - Fucking-big tank. This tank is 150 feet wide and 200 feet long
and it's purpose is to make the ground war much simplified by simply running over enemy soldiers....
NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - BVM - now installed in all troop-transport planes, the BVM (Burger Vending Machine) now features the new IraqiBurger for only $
1.45; it helps our forces feel at home. To fully simulate a Florida McDonald's environment a computer-controlled rifle installed in the plane can be programmed to fire at random....
HAMMER A tool for hurting fingers. Hammers are generally made of a specially magnetised metal that is naturally attracted to skin.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
THE FINAL SOLUTION" by Prof Yoshe Cohen A new and dynamic look at calculus -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.