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• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FMFM - the FM installed Friendly Missile - so called because it has a built-in FM stereo receiver which plays the "Star Spangled Banner" as it explodes into its target.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - The SKM - Shit-Kicker Missile.
  When this baby hits them Iraqis, the shit really hits the fan!...
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - TXjet - Specially developed fighter/bomber for use by Texan pilots.
  It has an enlarged cockpit to cope with their hats....
• New toxic, ozone-depleting, environment un-friendly **FLAVOURED AIR** Now available from Nippon-Murdoch Pty Ltd -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FBT - Fucking-big tank. This tank is 150 feet wide and 200 feet long
  and it's purpose is to make the ground war much simplified by simply running over enemy soldiers....
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• FM - Friendly missile - one of ours. The Allies now have friendly missiles fired from planes and ships pounding the Iraqi forces continuously.
  Friendly missiles are identified by a big smiling face painted on the warhead....
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....