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• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - The SKM - Shit-Kicker Missile.
  When this baby hits them Iraqis, the shit really hits the fan!...
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - TXjet - Specially developed fighter/bomber for use by Texan pilots.
  It has an enlarged cockpit to cope with their hats....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FMFM - the FM installed Friendly Missile - so called because it has a built-in FM stereo receiver which plays the "Star Spangled Banner" as it explodes into its target.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - BVM - now installed in all troop-transport planes, the BVM (Burger Vending Machine) now features the new IraqiBurger for only $
  1.45; it helps our forces feel at home. To fully simulate a Florida McDonald's environment a computer-controlled rifle installed in the plane can be programmed to fire at random....
• SCEPTIC TANK A new type of plumbing device. Once you flush, it looks at the situation and says "gee, I dunno guv, I'm not sure I can get that big turd down the S bend.
  Just that little too big, know what I mean? Looks very dodgy to me....
• Imhoff's Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the really big lumps always rise to the top.
• Imhoff's Law The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the REALLY big chunks always rise to the top.
• QUANTUM SUFFICIT The type of phrase that makes you wonder if this language would be any better off if there was someone in charge who had power of veto over the introduction of new words.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• KILL It must be a result of the inherent violence of humans that in the Thesaurus, there are over 200 words for 'kill', but only 23 for 'resin'.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...