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Newsmen do it at six and eleven.
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Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no! ...
Lizard Invasion Newts at eleve
Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line One caught a virus, then there were nine.
Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, Someone jambed a write-protect, then there were eight....
How many newsmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll tell everybody....
But this one goes to eleven. -- Nigel Tufnel
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything...
Now, over the next six hours, I'll be going over the Do's and Do-Not-Do's of foundation repair.
-- Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets a Job...
When a group of newsmen go out to dinner together, the bill is to be evenly divided among them, regardless of what each one eats and drinks.
-- Jack Germond...