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Nice Shooting, Son. What's Your Name?" "MURPHY." -- From ROBOCOP
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"Nice shooting, son. What's your name?"
"MURPHY."
-- From ROBOCOP
Related:
Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
.. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
Murphy, I'm a mess!" "That's OK. They'll fix you. They fix everything." -- Robocop
LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?! oh..Lak the wizard!..nice name!
SMILEY >|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation.
Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future....
What is your name? What is your quest?... What is your favorite color?
Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
Murphy's Tenth Military Law...