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• I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis... -- Homer, "Bart Gets an F
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
  Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know, heh....
• Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
  Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• No! No, Nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!