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Noah Saved Animals From The Flood By Arcing Them!
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Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them!
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The Great Flood: Noah Zark
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says he, "Go and multiply." Several months pass....
Man's unique reward, however, is that while animals survive by adjusting themselves to their background, man survives by adjusting his background to himself.
If a drought strikes them, animals perish -- man builds irrigation canal...
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?
Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them....
From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. -- Mignon McLaughli
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
-- Nicolas Chamfo...
The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.
-- Nicolas Chamfo...