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• GRAPE, n. Hail noble fruit! -- by Homer sung, Anacreon and Khayyam
  Thy praise is ever on the tongue Of better men than I am....
• Yeah, I was ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.
• How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
  You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates....
• I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
• SMILEY :-# my lips are sealed
• Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
  Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
• Beer, Wine and Women -- Isn't Life Great!
• Religions change; beer and wine remain. -- Hervey Alle
• Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.