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• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance. Young Patty
  Uh huh. But you have to be our slave. Young Marge...
• Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short this week.
  Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
  Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do with people who have to go to the bathroom?...
• Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
  Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
• Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
  Bart: Now you know better....
• Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
  Bart: Maybe. Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you, Bart?...