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• My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
• My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
• Just gimme the killer B's...Beer, Blues, BBQ and BBros!
• a = b a*a = b*a a*a - b*b = b*a - b*b (a-b)*(a+b) = b(a-b) a+b = b b+b = b 2b = b 2 = 1 Hi
  whatever number, multiplied by 0 gives 0... -- Antonio...
• My .sig loves me.
• B: Well, I'll tell you. I just got myself a paramour.
  A: A paramour??? At your age??? B: Sure. Why not at my age?...
• If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can. -- B. Gibbo
• Nobody can have the soul of me. My mother has had if, and nobody can have it again.
  Nobody can come into my very self again, and breathe me like an atmosphere. -- D. H. Lawrence...