No Female Shall Appear In A Bathing Suit At Any Airport In This State Unless She Is Escorted By Two Officers Or Unless She Is Armed With A Club.

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No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this
State unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed
with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females
weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it
apply to female horses.
-- Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky)

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