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• Watch your step when you immediately know the one way to do anything.
  Nine times out of ten, there are several better ways. -- W. B. Givens, Jr....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to actually do it, and nine to stand around going "Hmmm well I don't really mind who does it....
• Nine hundred years ago, I couldn't spell transcendent parahuman deity, and now I are one
• The Garden State: Ida Hoe
• If I ever get real rich, I hoe I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
• I saw him now going the way of all flesh. -- John Webster (c.
  1580-1625) -- Westward Hoe, Act ii, Sc. 2...
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Ten. One to do it, and nine to talk about how gratifying it was without a man....
• I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.
  Randell Jarrell...