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  Conductor: "It doesn't matter, lady, both ends stop....
• Where do cliches come from? My grandfather says, "You just tell a couple of jokes and you're riding the gravy train?
  First of all, it's hard to write jokes. Second of all, what is a gravy train?...
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  -- J. Brecheux...
• The moment you forecast, you know you're going to be wrong, you just don't know when and in which direction.
  -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
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  Always someone loving something more than that thing loves them....
• Scott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
• No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right. -- Scott's First Law