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• No matter which train you are waiting for, the wrong one comes first. -- J. R. Meditz
• Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research: The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  -- John Barrymore...
• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
• The most wasted day is one in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastien Roch Nicolas Chamfo
• What this country needs is a good 23 hour deodorant, which would allow you at least an hour a day to realize just what a stinker you really are!
• America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  JOHN BARRYMORE...
• One useless man can be called a disgrace. Two really useless men can be called a law firm.
  When you get more than these together, you have all the essential ingredients for a committee....
• You can't go back home to your family-- to a young man's dream of fame and glory to the country cottage away from strife and conflict to the father you have lost to the old forms and systems of things which seems everlasting but are changing all the time.
  -- Thomas Wolfe (1900-1938) "You Can't Go Home Again" (1940)...