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No! No, Nurse! I Said SLIP Off His SPECTACLES!!
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No! No, Nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
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Nurse! You done it backwards, I said prick his boil.
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
The balls of sight are so formed, that one man's eyes are spectacles to another, to read his heart from within.
-- Johnso...
Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
.. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
Bother! said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
Ah, Captain. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum. Shove off....
All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages....
in the operating room, the power flickers] Nurse: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
Doctor: Put it back! Put it back! -- It was like that when I got here! "(Lurleen on Me)...