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• Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
• I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80. You wouldn't be interested.
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
• IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.
  -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.
  -- Weed's Axiom...
• Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter.
  The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other....
• But I was just getting interested!
• Distrust interested advice. -- Aesop