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• You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.
• Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
• Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
  So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...
• You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Gardeners do it in bed.
• I got out of bed for *this*?
• Life is just a bed of roses.
• Surly to bed, and surly to rise.