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You Bring Someone Home, Say 'Hi, Mom, This Is So-and-so,' She Immediately Knows Everything Except Which Side Of The Bed He Sleeps On.
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You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately
knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991
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Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
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She's human...well, she's a lawyer, but reasonably human.
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As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
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A college professor is someone smart enough to get a Ph.
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As undergraduates, you realize that cleaning is very cost-ineffective, and why would you bother?
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...