You Bring Someone Home, Say 'Hi, Mom, This Is So-and-so,' She Immediately Knows Everything Except Which Side Of The Bed He Sleeps On.

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You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately
knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991

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