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Normal Jeans] These Are Your Pants. [Bell Bottoms] These Are Your Pants On Drugs.
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[Normal jeans] These are your pants.
[Bell bottoms] These are your pants on drugs. Now don't do them.
-- Denis Leary
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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You go to jail for doin' something normal. Ain't no law against peein' in public.
They get you for indecent exposure. As long as you pee and don't zip your pants down, that's normal....
Babies do it in their pants.
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Pee-Wee''s CLEANERS: Drop your pants and Jacket off here.
You drop your carrier and I'll drop my pants....
You may be redneck... if your wading boots double as dress pants.
Overheard in a bar: Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!
Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now....