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• Not enough brains to get anywhere *near* the gutter.
• Server depressed, needs Prozac
• I'm on decaffeinated prozac.
• If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
• If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
• If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
• If brains were water, hers wouldn't be enough to baptize a flea.
• HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
  SHE: What?? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...