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• The most effective way to understand contemporary culture is to analyze the trends of its youth.
• And that was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!
  -- Romancing the Stone...
• As the expression goes, we spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
  -- Douglas Coupland, from _Generation X_ (Tales for an Accelerated Culture)...
• My dog ate my .sig
• A guy walks into a pub and asks: "Does anyone here own a Doberman?
  I feel really bad about this, but my Chihuahua just killed it....
• The dog ate my .REP packet.
• Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
• I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
• I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.