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Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
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Jesus saves, Moses invests, Strawberry preserves.
wHO STOLE mY cAPS kEY?
Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hey! You stole MY Tagline! THIS MEANS WAR!
All right, who stole my Shatner Turbo 2000?
Who stole the cork from my breakfast? -- W. C. Field
I notice that you stole one of my taglines tho....
Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...