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Nothing Subtracts From The Natural Beauty Of A Women Faster Than Bubble Gum.
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Nothing subtracts from the natural beauty of a women faster than bubble gum.
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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... ...
and I'm all out of bubble gum." -- From THEY LIVE!...
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series.
The difference between a cow chewing its cud and someone chewing bubble gum is that the cow has better manners than to blow bubbles with its cud.
Never try to put on your pullover sweater if you are chewing bubble gum.
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot tongue.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.